El mañanero es el mejor desayuno

Mañanero is what you call a person who wakes up early, also known as a madrugador, or as we say, a morning person. But if that was it's only meaning, we wouldn't be discussing it on this blog.

The word mañanero has a second and much more interesting meaning.  A mañanero is also a person who likes to have sex in the morning.

Mi pareja siempre tiene ganas a la noche, y yo soy mañanero
My partner is always in the mood at night and I'm a morning sex person

Remember, it changes to mañanera for a woman.

Soy mañanera!! Me encanta despertarme y ponerme a follar!!
I'm morning sex person!!  I love to wake up and start fucking!!

To my knowledge, we don't really have a single word to describe the act itself of morning sex, but Spanish does, and it happens to be the same word, mañanero.

Fue un mañanero inolvidable
It was unforgettable morning sex

El mañanero es el mejor desayuno
Morning sex is the best breakfast

A mí me gusta el mañanero
Me, I love morning sex

I think you get the idea, so let's move on.

If you want to ask for a mañanero, you'll need the phrase echarse el mañanero.


¿Te desperte? ¿y si nos echamos el mañanero?
Are you awake?  How about we have morning sex?

Tres de la  mañana es cuando nos echamos el mañanero 
Three in the morning is when we have morning sex

¿nos echamos el mañanero?
Want to have morning sex?

And as always, there's more than one way to skin a cat.  You can also use the expression hacer el mañanero.

No hicimos el mañanero porque estaba agotada
We didn't have morning sex because I was exhausted

Mi novia no quiere hacer el mañanero
My girlfriend doesn't want to have morning sex

Yo por lo menos me amanezco con ella y hacemos el mañanero
At least I wake up with her and we have morning sex

While morning sex is great, what about the people who like it in the afternoon or at night?  There are words for them too:

People who like it in the afternoon are tarderos.  Those who like it at night are nocheceros. And just in case you didn't make the connection, these words stem from tarde (afternoon) and noche (night).

Well, that's it for today.  It's time to wrap this post up, but before I go I want to leave you with one last expression....

VIVA EL MAÑANERO!!!