Monday, August 13, 2012

En el coño de mi mujer cabe todo

Coño is one of those words that can be used as pretty much as a generic, catch-all swear word, but we'll get back to that in a minute.  First let's talk about a different meaning of the word coño.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but you'll have to look for your own pictures this time and settle for me just telling you what coño means.

So to ir al grano (get to the point), coño can be translated as cunt, or even pussy.  Honestly, it doesn't matter which translation you use, the point is it's a vulgar way of refering to the vagina. 

Here are some examples of how to use it.

Fotos de coños amateur
Photos of amatuer pussies

Corridas internas coños peludos
Hairy pussy cream pies

Corridas internas may need a little more explanation.  After all, if If we're going to talk about this stuff, we may as well be thorough about it.

A corrida is what we call a cum shot.  interna means inside, or internal.  I'm guessing you get the picture now.  The porn world calls this a cream pie.

Now we can get back to coño.

Como comer un coño
How to eat a pussy

Quiero mamar y lamer tu coño
I want to suck and lick your pussy

You get the point.  At least I hope so because I'm starting to feel really perverted right now.

OK, let's get on with it because we're not done yet.

When you're not being a pervert you can still find other uses for the word coño.

In terms of day-to-day usage as a general swear word, coño can translate to shit, damn or fuck.  Sorry to disappoint you if you're looking for a concrete translation, but how you translate coño (i.e. how strong it is) depends a lot on what country you're in.  All that aside, let's look at some examples.

Ni de coño
No fucking way

Que no jodes, coño
Don't fucking bother me, damn

Vete al coño de tu madre
Go to hell

You could also shorten that to:

Vete al coño
 Go to hell

Anytime you start using someone's mother in your insults it turns things up a notch, so  personally, I think you could also translate "Vete al coño de tu madre" as "fuck off".  But that's just me.

FYI, unlike in English, where cunt and pussy are proper insults, you can't call someone a "coño".  You'll sound like an idiot.  Don't worry, you can still use coño as an insult, you just have to say it like this:

Eres un coño de madre   
You're a son-of-bitch

When you're angry, frustrated, maybe you just screwed something up or you just stubbed your little toe on the bed post.  In those situations you can let out a very justified....


Let's keep going, there's still more you need to know.

Me importa un coño
I don't give a damn

¿Qué coño hago ?
 What the fuck do I?

¿Qué coño te pasa?
What the hell is wrong with you?

¿Dónde coño has estado?
Where the fuck have you been?

¿Quién coño es este?
Who the hell is this?

This post is really just enough to get you started and by no means is an exhaustive list of the many different ways to use coño.  I imagine that nearly all Spanish speakers  understand coño, so you should have no problems making yourself understood.  Well, for those of you daring enough to use this new found information that is.  I will also add that Venezuela and the Domican Republic are famous for the use of the word coño.  If you know of any other countries that specialize in the use of coño,  or know of any other expressions, leave a comment.

I almost forgot...we still have to translate the title of today's post.

En el coño de mi mujer cabe todo
Everything fits in my wife's pussy

That's it for today.   Hasta la proxima!

1 comment:

  1. Great post man, where do you get this stuff?